My Life in Fives
Stole this from Ali a million years ago but here we go!
5 Things I Want to Remember About Being 20:
- Everything that feels stressful now will just be something you remember in a few months
- Cuddling with stuffed animals is a wonderful way to fall asleep
- Most of my friends are still teenagers haha losers
- Big Time Rush is absolutely adorable
- Quotes from musicals can’t go out of style because they were never in style
5 Songs I Will Bop To Right Now:
- Drive — Lightning Thief Musical
- I Hate Everything But You — Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
- Rockin’ Around the Pole — Mean Girls cast
- Love Story — Taylor Swift
- BFF — Spongebob Musical (also my #1 of all time)
5 Things I Think About a Lot:
- How much a small, seemingly insignificant compliment can make or break someone’s day
- In Be More Chill, if Jake’s parents were on the run for money laundering and Rich set a fire and burned his house down, who did he live with / where did he live at the end of Be More Chill?
- In time travel movies, people always change something done in the past because it impacts the entire future. Why don’t we have this mentality about the present?
- That time I was feeling pretty until a dude in my public speaking class said “nice shirt! I have a highlighter that same color!”
- “I’m bromosexual for you dude”
5 Things I Need to Stop:
- Overthinking
- Being afraid of numbers
- Procrastinating
- Thinking about certain people
- Being on my phone so much
5 People I Really Miss:
- Mon
- Mattshore
- The entire New York team
- Jordan
- Sandra
5 TV Moments That Will Forever Make Me Laugh
- The Office: The face Andy makes when he does the splits and lands on his keys in Jim & Pam’s wedding episode
- “Title of your sex tape” (Brooklyn 99)
- “THE ONLY THING THAT I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER” (over a game) (Parks and Recreation)
- “SOMEONE ATE THE ONLY GOOD THING GOING ON IN MY LIFE” (Friends)
- “If I were off my rocker, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat?” (New Girl)
5 Fictional Characters I Relate to:
1. Tina Belcher — Bob’s Burgers
2. Jess Day — New Girl
3. Tracy Turnblad — Hairspray
4. Rebecca — Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
5. Charles Boyle — Brooklyn 99
5 Dream Roles
1. Tracy Turnblad — Hairspray
2. Ursula — The Little Mermaid
3. Paulette — Legally Blonde
4. Lucy — You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown
5. Winnifred — Once Upon a Mattress
5 Moments I’ll never forget:
1. Finding out that Corey Cott heard me sing for the first time
2. Finding out that I was my best friend’s best friend
3. Being the top rep in my office for a summer
4. Having Cookie Monster pizza from Brother Bruno’s for the first time
5. Going backstage at Book of Mormon