My Life in Fives

Red Poliandro
3 min readOct 21, 2019

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Stole this from Ali a million years ago but here we go!

5 Things I Want to Remember About Being 20:

  1. Everything that feels stressful now will just be something you remember in a few months
  2. Cuddling with stuffed animals is a wonderful way to fall asleep
  3. Most of my friends are still teenagers haha losers
  4. Big Time Rush is absolutely adorable
  5. Quotes from musicals can’t go out of style because they were never in style

5 Songs I Will Bop To Right Now:

  1. Drive — Lightning Thief Musical
  2. I Hate Everything But You — Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
  3. Rockin’ Around the Pole — Mean Girls cast
  4. Love Story — Taylor Swift
  5. BFF — Spongebob Musical (also my #1 of all time)

5 Things I Think About a Lot:

  1. How much a small, seemingly insignificant compliment can make or break someone’s day
  2. In Be More Chill, if Jake’s parents were on the run for money laundering and Rich set a fire and burned his house down, who did he live with / where did he live at the end of Be More Chill?
  3. In time travel movies, people always change something done in the past because it impacts the entire future. Why don’t we have this mentality about the present?
  4. That time I was feeling pretty until a dude in my public speaking class said “nice shirt! I have a highlighter that same color!”
  5. “I’m bromosexual for you dude”

5 Things I Need to Stop:

  1. Overthinking
  2. Being afraid of numbers
  3. Procrastinating
  4. Thinking about certain people
  5. Being on my phone so much

5 People I Really Miss:

  1. Mon
  2. Mattshore
  3. The entire New York team
  4. Jordan
  5. Sandra

5 TV Moments That Will Forever Make Me Laugh

  1. The Office: The face Andy makes when he does the splits and lands on his keys in Jim & Pam’s wedding episode
  2. “Title of your sex tape” (Brooklyn 99)
  3. “THE ONLY THING THAT I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR DECAPITATED HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER” (over a game) (Parks and Recreation)
  4. “SOMEONE ATE THE ONLY GOOD THING GOING ON IN MY LIFE” (Friends)
  5. “If I were off my rocker, would I take a weekly selfie with my cat?” (New Girl)

5 Fictional Characters I Relate to:

1. Tina Belcher — Bob’s Burgers

2. Jess Day — New Girl

3. Tracy Turnblad — Hairspray

4. Rebecca — Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

5. Charles Boyle — Brooklyn 99

5 Dream Roles

1. Tracy Turnblad — Hairspray

2. Ursula — The Little Mermaid

3. Paulette — Legally Blonde

4. Lucy — You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown

5. Winnifred — Once Upon a Mattress

5 Moments I’ll never forget:

1. Finding out that Corey Cott heard me sing for the first time

2. Finding out that I was my best friend’s best friend

3. Being the top rep in my office for a summer

4. Having Cookie Monster pizza from Brother Bruno’s for the first time

5. Going backstage at Book of Mormon

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